SPACE SHADOW OF COLOSSUS??

NO? yes?? i can’t tell?

LIGHT NO FIRE??

never heard of core keeper but i like pixels

midnight murder club

THAT’S ALL WE GOT????

WE ARE THE COLLOSSUS??

WHAT WHAT WHAT

SPICY SVEN!!!

since 2020?! do we wait only 2 more years?

AIGHT I AM DOWN WITH THIS

naughty dogg???????

that’s a brand name

made up language?

oh SHIT is this the exciting game reveal we’ve been waiting for?

yoooo a new okami? that’s nifty

if it’s not WORM i don’t want it

and they were doing this all for a trailer?

jesus christ how MANY celebs are they going to get out on stage tonight?

based on the awkward joke about his dad - man, social media roasting him for that whenever year it was sucks

going to riot if it’s elden ring for goty

means they won’t be goty either

why is there a squeaking that sounds like a teapot going off?

omg they are letting him go on long

not shocked to see black myth win that

oh I didn’t know tales of kenzaru dev was also in HotD ?

eiught uncanney valley eyes. ok these cats look HELLA AI generated

coop action adventure

Elden Ring: Nightreign

excuse me, flying?

FROMSOFT? ELDEN RING?

too many people playing at the same time that aren’t red or blue - coop some how?

that one sorta souls game from that one announcement previously?

A FUCKING BIRD INSTEAD OF TORRENT

phil thinks it’s too realistic

this must be the same map tho

the fucking flying!!!

it IS ciri, the fuck!

yeaaa yeah such a predictable ending line

who is this voice actor narrating it

ciri getting slit eyes from a potion? thinking face

i swear that’s ciri but she looks so different in this engine

custom witcher?

is this a fromsoft game???

OH THAT”S CIRI?

HOODED WITCHER

the FUCKING led screens I can’t get oer how intense they are

not white hair, not ciri

no one ever knows where to go when it’s time to leave the stage lmfao

he can’t see shit? the prompter? what’s happening

... and here’s harrison ford to be our celebrity of the year, ok.

the LED screens on this stage - they went ALL OUT this year

nice roast about the theater not having every seat filled tho lmfao

wonder how much time they’re going to get for their speeches this year lmfaoooo

todd howard making a curb reference?? okay

OH stop with the stupid interruptions.... muppets? really??

music... I don’t have a dog in this race

“Kingsroad” by whoever the fuck is Netmarble

these graphics look R O U G H

WHAT they got jon snow

action/adventure, oh boy, it’s GoT

hello games is involved??

what??? what? the LED screens mannn

overcooked devs?! COOP??

... I say, laughing at the kojima bit

they have BOTH a LED screen that goes up & down for the main stage and a curved one behind the orchestra

god we do not need the meta muppets

o ok it is a franchise

will suck a tich if balatro wins both

god we’re not done with zombies???

tho i kinda hope lorelei wins

onimusha? don’t know if that’s an existing IP or not

astro bot SWEEPING

samurai elden ring?

well, animal could still win best indie, fingers crossed

my ears perk up! ... then I see nexon

JEOGIJFFFFF where’s a game that I’ll be excited about??

it should be animal well!

they even got fancy lights on the tunnel for the reverse shot

best debute indie! ...it’s gonna be balatro

hot damn that dress has a TRAIN

they aren’t using mirrors on those tunnels, they’ve got text going across the corner on the background LED

giving them lots since they’re not winning goty

is this... ah yes, helldivers.

ok is THIS light no fire? haha

astrobot for direction!! cool!

so he doesn’t have anything to present, is just here to give out the award?

ohhh here comes the kojima for the evening

ok ok maybe I’ll get around to watching Arcane

phil doesn’t want to play the 1915 yakuza, sad face

wat is virtua fighter?

oh shut your face EA

borderlands 4???

wonder how the shire game will run on switch

wonder if these screens are using mirrors or projections on some sections?

surprised they’re announcing the long dark 2 - isn’t the first game’s story mode still unfinished..?

hello kitty island adventure on switch

what??? hot dogs?? pigs??

i swear this show is where all the LED panel companies want to trial their hottest newest tech

well this looks less depressing than the story of it takes two?

the LED FLOOR PANELS

lmfao it’s still charming tho

in 2025 too?? they’ve been devving this alongside Avowed? must have like 3 whole dev teams in their studio

what is that, a transparent glittery trumpet???

why all this for civ lmfao

did we know the outer worlds 2 was coming? feels obvious tho

obsidian been working on a lot

I STILL can’t get over these LED screens

egh not a huge fan of turn based but good for them

shades of that one digging game on miniclip

good luck to them!

is fifa or any of the big soccer games up close camera like this tho?

sad since the POP team got taken apart tho

indie attempt at FIFA?

POP GOT IT?? HAHA VEILGUARD IN SHATTERS

prob not winning GOTY then

HAAAA the veilguard being relegated to the PRE SHOW.

family game - idk who will take this... astro bot?

awkard audience yelling something bingo card checkmark

oh here’s the “cringe fake live voice chat” bingo card checkmark

multiplayer VR horror game? thinky face

frekeay pixel game? or not?

shadow labyrinth

WHATT??? a pacman metroid vania action thingy???

WHOA was NOT expecting Neva to win that!!!! clapped

now i really gotta play it

least awkward side stage acceptance speech

“COZY COZY COZY”

hate those bendy elbows

will try this out of pure hate hahhaha (tales of the shire)

WHOA - “we’re less than 20 years from climate collapse” - BOLD STATEMENT ON THIS CORPORATE SHITE.

what was that, something more in the dave the diver world coming in 2025? DLC?

Cool pixel art? know nothing about this series but this looks kinda fun

One Move Away

did this in college man, too real

literally Unpacking but PACKING and in VR???